A Tumblr Marriage? Rita: They are ridiculous, especially since they started to "date"...
Me: Hahah, dating! Rita. If they are dating we might as well be married. Shit.
Rita: Hahahah! Brittany, will you marry me?
Rita: On Tumblr?
Me: But of course!
Rita: We'll invite all our fandoms. And get matching URLs.
Rita: I'll use a GIF to propose.
Me: And I'll find a GIF to answer with.
Rita: And we'll get Starbucks and In N' Out to cater our virtual wedding.
Me: Yes. And all of our celebrity crushes will attend, naturally.
Rita: Of course! Can we invite Jack Savoretti to play at our wedding while BTR dances?
Me: YES!
Rita: And 1D and Starkid could be maids of honor!
Me: As long as Joey Richter can walk me down the aisle and we have a threesome with Rupert Grint on our wedding night.
Rita: Deal! And Andrew Garfield will be a waiter at the ceremony. We will give cupcakes as dessert.
Me: This is going to be a phenomenal wedding.
Rita: The greatest wedding of all time ;)
Rita: And of course, The Doctor will marry us.
Me: This is so fucking beautiful. I am going to cry.
Rita: I'm already crying! The happiest day of my life!